If femtroopers were chasing me, I'd let them catch me

If you've got a short attention span and think that Star Wars was too long, then you're a potential audience member for the Reduced Shakespeare Company's condensed stage version of the movie that will be shrunk to a running time of 20 minutes.

Speaking of Star Wars, have you ever noticed how pathetic the stormtroopers are at hitting their targets? It's not just Star Wars, but other movies have their stars featuring enemies that border on the inept. Because it's so obvious in Star Wars, the phenomenon has been dubbed the Stormtrooper Effect. Maybe if they had more Femtroopers, the outcome would be different.

You should also be aware that some folks think that Star Wars is Satan's tool and you watch it at your own risk, although others see parallels with Christian allegory. Your mileage may vary.

Just so you Star Trek fans don't feel left out, here are some videos for your amusement. The first features a bit of Star Trek karaoke and the other is Comedy Central's roast of William Shatner.